Did you know that English language offers so many different ways of saying 'nonsense'?

Considering that “nonsense” literally means something that makes no sense, it seems paradoxical that English offers so many ways of saying “nonsense”. Some of them have amusing origins as well, including in other languages. One of the words commonly used in England for foolish ideas, talk or activities was “bosh”, as in “that entire theory is utter bosh”. Bosh, it turns out, comes from boş, a Turkish word meaning “empty; useless”. In similar vein, I would have expected British colonials in India to create “buckwash” out of the Hindustani “bakwaaas”, but they never got beyond “eyewash”. Or you could tell someone to “stop talking rot”, and it amounted to the same thing; something that was rotten could not be consumed, just as an idea that was “bosh” could not be ingested.

An even more dismissive term for nonsense was “codswallop” — which remains one of the most colourful words for describing nonsense. When words or language were dismissed as meaningless or conveying no comprehensible or intelligible ideas, they were called “codswallop”. So “his explanations for not turning in his work on time were codswallop” could mean they were unbelievable, foolish or nonsensical. The etymology of the term is shrouded in controversy. The most interesting explanation is that “wallop” once meant a kind of beer and a 19th-century manufacturer of soft drinks, Hiram Codd, made such undrinkable beer that “codswallop” became a derogatory term for a drink you couldn’t swallow — hence, by extension, for an explanation or argument you couldn’t swallow either. A more prosaic theory suggests that hearing codswallop was the equivalent of being whacked (or “walloped”) with a dead fish (a “cod”), and codswallop was nonsense so insulting that it was like being assaulted with a fish. Take your pick — either theory might turn out to be codswallop too!

If Hiram Codd’s beer was undrinkable, so too was “balderdash”, which also referred to an odd and usually disagreeable mixture of unsuitable drinks (such as a cocktail of beer and milk or beer and wine). No one is able to pinpoint the incompetent bartender who came up with such “balderdash”, though. A more straightforward etymology can be found for “folderol”, since the French term fol-de-rol referred to a nonsense refrain in songs, usually in the theatre. And the even more evocative “poppycock” comes from a Dutch dialect word “pappekak” or “soft dung.”

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