The day Gorbachev made D.C. stand still

There have been two surreal visitations in Washington that left people quivering with excitement.

The first was seven decades ago, when a spaceship landed on the Mall and an alien and a large silver robot got out. Hollywood moviemakers had come to do location filming for the 1951 sci-fi classic The Day the Earth Stood Still.

The second was on Dec. 11, 1987, when Mikhail Gorbachev — on his way to the White House to meet with President Ronald Reagan — suddenly ordered his driver to stop his Zil limousine downtown. He had seen the lunchtime crowd waving at him, and he wanted to jump out and press the flesh.

“The door opened. He got out. He walked right over and took my hand,” Kimberly Spartin, an account executive, told me, staring at her hand. “I’m still shaking. It was like the coming of the second Messiah or something.”

By the time his KGB detail realised what was happening, the agents were already way down the block. So I got to see a Soviet motorcade drive backward, one of the highlights of my career.

Americans had grown accustomed to and fearful of Soviet leaders like Josef Stalin, who killed millions of people and outfoxed FDR at Yalta, and Nikita Khrushchev, who banged his shoe on the table and outfoxed JFK in Vienna. They were stunned and thrilled to see a smiling Soviet leader on a charm offensive. People were hanging out of windows and leaning over balconies, screaming, “Gorby!”

Indeed, Gorbachev had come to Washington for the same reason the alien in The Day the Earth Stood Still did: to pursue peace, before our powerful weapons wiped out the planet.

The year before, I covered the Reykjavik summit, which was the biggest thing to hit Iceland since Gunnlaug the Serpent Tongue fought for the love of Helga the Fair.

The Russians started out persnickety, protesting the presence of a large Top Gun poster across from the hotel where their delegation was staying. It was taken down.

But the talks between Reagan and Gorbachev, held at the allegedly haunted Hofdi House on the waterfront, were historic — until they dramatically collapsed at the last minute. The two leaders had come within a few words of an agreement about banning all ballistic missiles. I actually saw one top reporter misting up at the missed opportunity.

They both left bowed, Gorbachev with his brainy and fashionable wife, Raisa, looking glamorous in a silver fox fur coat and suede stiletto boots. But the failed summit set the stage for a treaty in 1987.

It was hard for American leaders to accept the new Soviet openness. “Trust but verify,” Reagan liked to say. And Soviet leaders were equally suspicious of Reagan’s theatrical talk about Star Wars and the Evil Empire.

We didn’t know at the time that there was an unseen hand guiding the fate of civilization.

In her memoir, Joan Quigley wrote about her seven-year gig as the White House astrologer for the Reagans, paid for by Nancy Reagan. The San Francisco soothsayer, who often appeared on “The Merv Griffin Show,” took credit for persuading Nancy to change her Aquarian husband’s mind about the Evil Empire, paving the way for glasnost.

She wrote that Reagan’s defence strategy for the West was possible because of his “combination of a Capricorn Mars with this Taurus Saturn.”

“Gorbachev would have a natural respect for Reagan because Reagan’s Taurus moon, so descriptive of his personality or image, shows him to be a very likable and genial man, but a stubborn one,” she said in the book.

Quigley assured the first lady that the Soviets were not “gangsters.” “Mercury in Aquarius likes ideas,” she wrote. “Gorbachev’s openness to new ideas is phenomenal.” She said she used Reagan’s “location chart” to pick Reykjavik as a summit site, and she knew from her charts that “a final resolution there would take longer than anyone had planned.”

At a news conference in 1988, Reagan had to deny that he was a slave to the zodiac, although top aides verified that Nancy Reagan was relying on the stars to help schedule summits, surgeries, Air Force One takeoffs and foreign trips.

The Soviet motorcade going backward was a marvel. But that was nothing compared to an astrologer dictating whether America was going forward on a treaty banning intermediate-range nuclear weapons.

When Gorbachev came to America in 1987, he met with top New York businesspeople, including Malcolm Forbes and Donald Trump.

I called Trump to see how the meeting had gone, and he said he was dubious about whether we should trust the Soviets and hoped that the Americans were not overly eager to make a deal with Gorbachev.

“In the art of deal-making,” he said, “you should not want to make the deal too much.”

But the Soviets cleverly softened up the self-regarding real estate dealer by telling him that they loved Trump Tower; they invited him to build a Trump hotel in Moscow. Maybe, he said, “capitalism is right around the corner.”

And that, dear reader, is when Trump first rolled over for Russia.